• bird: chirps
• me: wtf what tab is that coming from

givin ‘da look’

damn a nigga bout to get ssssome.

(Source: treehouseofhorror, via coldpotato)

(Source: sameshitdifferentdayyy, via wwiao)

• me: and then she was like
• me: and im like
• me: but then shes like
• me: then theyre like
• me: so i was like
• me: yeah like
• me: i know like
• me: ye

• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

(via gigglingbean)

uinyan:

「ねこむらおたこ」さんのTwitterのつぶやきをついに商品化！「にゃんこ型イヤホンジャックカバー作ってみた」 | ニコニコショッピング(仮)

(via gigglingbean)

theinternationalcanary:

spidey just stop

(via gigglingbean)

dancelikenobodyslooking:

LUCKY!

(Source: tom-fucking-hiddleston, via pizza-maniac)

kimlundgren:

just deleted this person off facebook but i couldn’t help but post this here

LOOK AT THE FUCKING COW

(via previouslysane)